Monday, May 29, 2006

TELUS world of crap

i went to the telus world of science buildng today, and did it ever suck ass. i remember going to the space and science center when i was in grade one and it was way cooler then this piece of crap telus is trying to pull.

i mean they have people blowing up ballons in white lab coats explaining that pressure goes from high to low. you dont need a lab coat for that

i earned the right to were a lab coat by disecting fetal chickens and picking apart dead stuff to wear one of those proudly.

and i sport it well, not like those imitation scientists where the refer to erlenmyer flasks as beakers. as beakers!!!!!


he then put a ballon in a bell jar took all the air out of it creating a vacuum and when the ballon grew and eventuqally broke he called it magic!

thats not magic thats air trying to escape!

i wish i had a fetal chicken to throw or some sort of chemical.

-matty k

the only thing that made it fun is when the ballon (named sparky) blew up and one little girl yelled out "make another sparky"

yah that was funny

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

my worst brings out the best in you

since now that i am twenty i am very worried about being that "creepy old guy" at any social functions

particularily the high schoo graduation banquet...where the only people that know me are the the high school boys that live in dorm.

so then of course when i went to them there was 15 weird looks given at a 16 person table.

plus my pants were to tight and i can imagine they did not leave anything to the imagination, and my shoes were to big.

i must have looked like a clown, going to a porn shoot (do porn stars where tight pants?)


i gained ten pounds a little while back and since them i have been referered to as the "fat kid"

even by the guy that used to be called the fat kid

but i hold it well, it keeps me warm during those brisky canadian nights.

i think i wanna take dancing lessons...maybe the tango or the salsa

then i wouldnt look like an orangutange on a week long coke binge when i dance.

-matty k

Monday, May 15, 2006


i hate those emails that 100 people you dont know send them to you saying that if you dont forward it in the next hour something will or wont happen

i'll give everyone a little piece of advice...

nothing will happen, dont worry

if you dont send it to 10 people you arent going to die nor does it mean you dont love jesus

those are the worst when they send you an e card with regards to god and if you dont send it agin you hate him

well i never send those things and i think gods cool with that

i just got one saying "what he really means"

it had stuff in it like if you are msn and you use black writting you are falling in love


i use black all the time and it doesnt mean i am falling in love with the person i am talking to

argh hog wash

-matty k


Friday, May 12, 2006

halls of the bloodfeast

today i watched a friend play that new game called oblivian. the game lay is aright but the names it has for some places are kinda grotesque. names like blood hall and halls of the bloodfest and blood feed. it sounds like they are trying to desensitize us more then they already have,

so this is my question to you....what is worse? having a slashing game where you kill trolls and other ugly creatures or having a game meant for elementary school children where you hack and slash cute little monkeys that throww banana peals at you?

i have to say the second, i mean they cry when you hit them

it makes me feal bad but its soooo fun to play
i want comment on this

is there any benifits to being desensitized? i think there is by the means of not being as scared when watching a scary movie

what are your thoughts?

Thursday, May 11, 2006

second entry number three

wow it is only my second entry and i had a hard time coming up with a new and exciting title. it doesnt make any sense to me and i guess thats kinda what i was goin for.

modest mouse is a good band


so today is my birthday, i am no longer a teenager, that kinda makes me depressed, but hey i am gonna get presents today so yah for me (thank god for parents)

the good thing bout being 20 is that i can now be called that "creepy old guy" when i sit in on mcdonalds mcbirthday parties..

oh how i cant wait

i'm going to mongolian grill later today, maybe some of my friends will show up. i think the reason why people go to restaurants for their bday supper is so that if no one shows up they can still get something to eat. i wonder if they'll have ice cream

i walked to 7 11 the other day, isaw a beetle on the ground andi stared at it for the longest time. the peson i was walking with must of thought i was high because when i saw it i screamed (cool! a beatle!). did i tell you i'm 20?

i think the older i get the stupider i become...or childish...yah i'm going with childish

i have to keep pretending i'm smart or neal will stop hanging out with me

the end

matty k

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

a new start

ahh real monsters! remember that old show that used to be on YTV after you got home from school? i favorite was the black ad white girl stick thing, and the guy that held his eyes in his hands.

i wonder if he ever lost them?

so this is my new start my new chance to finally keep a blog going for longer then a few weeks, my last excuse was that i had nothing to wrie about but i lied..

i lied and i i'm sorry

revelations 21:8 springs to mind


so now since all my fellow dormies have moved out all i have to do now is work one day a week at my second job and fill the rest of my time staring at the wall trying to find pictures in the little bumps.

so far i am unsuccesful

my birthday is coming up in a few days, the thing that i dont really want to do is get so drunk and throw up in a bathtub.

i did that once...for my 18th birhtday party, the only thing i remember is throwing up in the bathtub and telling my mother how much i loved my girlfriend.

well i'm done for now, i am going to go watch the west wing....josh is my favorite!

-matty k